brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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