Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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