fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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