What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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