what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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