I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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