Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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