Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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