Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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