I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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