how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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