"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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