I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She even gives head with a lisp.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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