on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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