how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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