Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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