Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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