we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
