Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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