Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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