I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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