Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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