we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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