wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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