Kiss
Puke
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Can I color on your dick again?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All the doctor said was why
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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