Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm going to jail i love you
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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