I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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