That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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