yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I touched a dick in church today
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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