Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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