Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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