He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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