You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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