I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
they need to just BURY HIM!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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