...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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