She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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