...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He better not be in your backpack
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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