you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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