I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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