Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i think i have two assholes
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
