is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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