i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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