i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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