The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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