so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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