found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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