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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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