Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
