I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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