I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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