Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
