I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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